The English Language
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Our language is messed up. It's all weird and stuff. I mean, someone just took a buncha words from different languages and mixed all together and *poof* the english language. Ok, so maybe it isn't that bad, but it's pretty close. And take a look at our alphabet. Half of it is useless. Take c for example. It either sounds like a k or an s, or is part of ch. It has no special use of its own. Then there is x. It always sounds like ks or sometimes a z. Once again, no use of its own. And y. It bugs me too. It has its own purpose when used in its consonant form, but it also sounds like an i sometimes. And g steals another letter's sound even though it has its own sound because it sounds like a j manytimes. And there's q too. How come it always needs a u? Why don't we just spell things with a kwu or a k in some words. And the vowels. They all have like, a billion sounds for each one!! And not only that,they overlap all over each other! It's a crazy mess. We need to just have a letter for things like th, sh, and ch; cut c and x out of the alphabet; and make letters have only one sound each. All the vowels sould have only one sound particular to it; make new letters if need be. It would be easier to learn a larger alphabet then have to learn all of the different ways letters sound depending on what word they're in. And that's another thing. Our words are all confused. Many words sound the same and are spelled different, adding much confusion. Some words are spelled totally different then the way they are pronounced. And what's up with silent letters?! Like in island. What does that s add to the word. Or all these silent g's and h's. Our language is all messed up.
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~Master Donald Skipper
