1.23.2005

Bowling alleys...

(you should read, even though it's long)
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Hey. So my life is boring right? Well something actually happened tonight that's worth blogging about. Ok. It's Sunday. Well, Chris, Aaron, Kenneth, and Matt wanted me to go bowling with them. At first I didn't want to go, but Dave decided he might as well, so I just went with him. All the people that ended up going were the aforementioned five plus me and Kerry and Amanda. We got there and I didn't feel like bowling then so I played some time crisis: a game in which you have a cool nine (that actually recoils when you fire!), but the cool nine was broke and it only recoiled about every 30 shots and the gun didn't always shoot when you pulled the trigger, so it wasn't as fun as it was last time. But I used the quarters I happened to have in my pocket anyway just to pass the time. Alright. Then I joined those that were bowling and watching the bowling people bowl. After watching them bowl a couple seconds, I was like, "Hey, I kinda wanna do this." So I payed all of like 2 bucks and started up bowling. In keeping with my bowling past, I hit all of 4 pins in eight consecutive throws (go gutterball!!). The next couple were ok. Got a strike (don't ask how), but thinks going generally well. Then it comes to my turn again... Well, I walk up, grab me my trust 10 pounder, step down and wail me a gutterball. Well, that's not bad, it's nothing new; but this lady in the lane next to ours says something to the effect of, "you went out of turn", and "when someone gets up before you you don't just go ahead and bowl", and something about bowling etiquette. Well, I shrug that off not knowing what on earth she was talking about. I mean, it's a bowling alley, it's a free-for-all, right? So we keep a goin'. Then there was this one shot, man it was awesome! I tossed it down and it did that gutter at the last second thing and, POW, it shoots off to the side and knocks over all but one pin. I was like, dude! And they were like, whoa! (or something to that effect). Then, to top it off, I didn't take out that last pin but it was still an awesome shot! Well, the glory didn't last long folks. I go and stand by the ball wrack taking in the strange feat I had just acheived, when, a guy (apparently friend or kin of the aforementioned lady) walks up to me from the other lane and started his own little out of turn speach. I was like, "ok, that's nice... (GET OFF ME!!!)". Then the lady decides to walk up and say something like this, the smell of beer heavy on her breath (his too), "It seems all you care about... if all you care about... you just care about you're mother f***in' f***in'... it's all you care about..." and then "my daughter (get that) is a youth minister... youth mi-... at the Cornerstone Church... she's a godly... she wouldn't think you're being godly at all..." and some more about being courteous and using bowling etiquette. Chris walks up and trys to get a word in edgewise saying that i've only been bowling just a couple of times so I don't know this "bowling etiquette" and that they should just get off me, pretty much. then the guy butts in, "If you just be courteous and follow the rules (or something like that), we'll show the same to you. It doesn't matter what she said." Then he turns to me and says, "Got it?" I say (or try to say), "Um, so like when--", and he cuts me off, leans in a little bit, and says, "Got it?". I say, "No, I mean if--", cuts me off again (temper level rises very much), leans forward waaay too close, and says,"You know what I mean. Got it???" very emphatically. I was so very close to just wailing him in the face, right there and then. I though many a nasty thought right then, many things I wanted to say and refained and just mumbled a yes. UGH!!!!!!!! And then he walks off. Let me tell you, I was on the last straw of self containment. Had they come up to me one more time, I would have let out a side of me that I don't think anyone has ever seen. I would have matched them curse for curse and probably slugged his ugly freakin' crappy little face! *whew*, ok, venting done. But yeah. They ticked me off fer-real bad. So yeah. Back to the bowling alley. When I turn, everyone's jaws were dropped 'cause of the evil lady's language. Everyone was completely shocked at hearing that. Well, the game resumed. Everyone took their turns and it came to my turn. I didn't want to go up for fear I might break some other "bowling etiquette" rule, and at the same time, I wanted to break one just to show 'em that I wasn't afraid of some cussin' half-drunk people. Well, I went up and figured out what they were talking about with the whole waiting thing, and "took my turn". I actually did well, took out nine of the pins. Then the lady walked up to me and I was thinking, Oh CRAP!!, but she walked up to me and was like, "Great job. That was good." and high-fived me. I was thinking, what on earth just happened?? Well, I walk up (on my turn, mind you. gotta be courteous) and miraculously take out the last pin. Walking back she approaches me again and high-fives again and is like telling me I did good, then says, "You did good. You were courteous. You can use this as a life lesson." I just nod. She continues, "Use it as a life lesson." I'm thinkin', ok, a strange lady cussing you out for no good reason, yeah, that's a life lesson. I start to try to apologize to attempt to get on their better side, I get two or three words out and she just says,"Use it as a life lesson" in a not-so-nice-and-sure-to-end-all-conversation-like tone. That raised the temper bar just slightly 'cause I hate being cut off and not being able to say what I want to say, which these people were very good at. But yeah. We finished up our game, and I actually did pretty well, got another strike. But even though we had around 10 or 20 minutes left, we decided to just go and not risk making the drunk people mad again. So. That's how my Sunday night went. I desperately need some way to vent all this anger I have stored up in me. When I think about something or somebody that really ticks me off, I just get filled up. I feel something like a shaken DP (doctor pepper). You shake it up and the lid keeps all that pressure in, but even the lid will burst open when enough pressure is applied. And it takes a long while before that pressure goes down. That's pretty much me. I'm a DP. I have a good amount of self control and patience to keep that anger in. It takes alot to make me actually show my anger, but I fear that day that I just won't be able to hold it in. But yeah. I think I had better go because I need some sleep and it's late and this thing is really really long. The moral of the story is be courteous to drunk people and know your bowling etiquette!! That's all folks.

1.22.2005

Sick

So I'm sick. Man, being sick is boring. I had to miss prayer group yesterday. It's like, ugh. I ended up taking a really long "nap" from 2:30 or so to around 7:00, which consisted mostly of staring at the ceiling and coughing my freakin' head off. Not much of a fun alternative to prayer group. But yeah. My parent's won't let me go anywhere today because they're like,"you're too sick." I'm not that bad off. It's only a neverending cough... and now all the muscles in my back and sides are sore as crap for all the coughing, so I'm just trying to keep drugged up on cough medicine and ibuprophen. But yeah. I'm going to go eat lunch, 'cause I haven't eaten sense lunch yesterday. One would think that I would be starving, but I'm not really. Just a little hungry. I'm just weird like that. Not much one for eating. Oh well. Talk to you peoples later.

1.13.2005

POLYAMOROUS
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The day has come to an end
The sun is over my head
My polyamorous friend
You got me in a mess of trouble again
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So...
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Just when you think that you're alright
I'm crawling out from the inside
I never hurt anyone
I never listen at all
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They've come to get me again
The cloud is over my head
My polyamorous friend
You got me in a mess of trouble again
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So...
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Just when you think that you're alright
I'm crawling out from the inside
I never hurt anyone
I never listen at all
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Just stay away from the white light
I say your worst side's your best side
I never hurt anyone
I never listen at all
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Well, how do you know?
Well, how do you know?
Well, how do you know?
Well, how do you know?
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Just when you think that you're alright
I'm crawling out from the inside
I never hurt anyone
I never listen at all
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Just stay away from the white light
I say your worst side's your best side
I never hurt anyone
I never listen at all
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(Let's go)

1.10.2005

Angered by snubbing...

ANGERED BY SNUBBING, LIBYA, CHINA, SYRIA FORM AXIS OF JUST AS EVIL

Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil," Libya, China, and Syria today announced they had formed the"Axis of Just as Evil," which they said would be way eviler than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of his State of the Union address.

Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are Just as Evil... in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils... best at being evil... we're the best."

Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil.

"They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.

"An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So you can only have three. And a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool."

THE AXIS PANDEMIC

International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as within minutes, France surrendered.

Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what became a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia said they had formed the Axis of Somewhat Evil, forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the Axis of Occasionally Evil, while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally Disagreeable.

With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics; Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About America.

While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes, although he rejectedthe establishment of the Axis of Countries Whose Names End in "Guay",accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.

Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but privately,world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.

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1.05.2005

'04, where'd it go?

Well, '04 was overall a pretty good year. It was full of ups and downs. '04 carries the best and the worse times of my life... so far; who knows what next year will bring or the next? I'll be in college (hopefully) next year. It's weird. When I was a little kid (sorry to all those that are 13 and younger, but that is the age I'm considering me as a little kid. I'm sure that you'll think of yourselves like that when you're my age too. Man, I'm sounding like an old guy or something... anyway) Back to what I was saying. When I was a little kid, I imagined being older; being one of those seniors. But now that I am one, it's like, I still feel like I'm too young to be here. Like, there's supposed to be more to it, but there isn't. It's hard to describe. Oh well. Back to the '04 recap. Um, well, I turned 18, but that's not all it's cracked up to be; but I do get to drive past 12 now! (stupid graduated licence. whoever thought of that?!) What else. Who knows. Alotta stuff happened last year, after all, it was an entire year. But I'm like, what the crap? It totally does not feel like it has been a year. But Nepolean Dynamite was good. That has nothing to do with anything. That's about how the movie is too. It's still funny though. Anyway. This is the last sentence I'm going to type. I lied...