only 3

So the agape (agape: ancient greek for love... or one of the two or three words) b-fast was this morning @ too early. Well, too early for a Saturday. Let me elab. (elab.: donaldoin abbreviation for elaborate).

I set my alarm this morning (I say this morning 'cause I didn't get home til 12:30 and not to bed til 1:00 or so) for 6:20 'cause I was thinking from the way my parents talked that we were going to get there like almost right at 7:00. Well, I wake up at my alarm, hear no one is up, set my alarm back to 6:30, and go back to sleep. The alarm goes off. I wake up, here nothing again, set my alarm back for 6:50, and go back to sleep. Again the alarm sounds. I wake up... again. I actually get up, and find Karen awake, and I ask her when we're actually going to get there. She says not until 8:00 or so. I go back to my room, set the alarm for 7:40, and go back to sleep. They wake me up at 7:30, I get my shower and then we go.

Now to the actual event. We get there, get a table and sit. Within seconds (or minutes) food is placed before us... or, they called it food. Ok, so it wasn't that bad, but still. I partook, and was filled. But by now you're wondering, "why is the title 'only 3'?" You may be thinking it's due to the fact that I got up alot of times this morning. But alas! It is not. (I actually woke up 4 times). You may be thinking I'm referring to my mental capacity. But alas! I am not. In actuality: the title equals the number of cups of coffee I consumed at the breakfast. Yes, I drank 3 cups of coffee. I have found from my coffee consumption @ McAlister's that 6 sugars and 2 creamers is perfect for prefab. (prefab.: abbreviation for prefabricated) coffee. The first cup didn't have the creamer, but oh well. Also, it's a great rush if you let the coffee cool (or put ice in it to speed the cooling) and then chug it. I only did that w/ the last cup.

I'm kinda jittery now, and I'm going to go 'cause I need to visit John.

~master skipper

(john: slang for the bathroom, or the comode)