10.24.2005

put on the spot

Dude, this new guy @ work totally came to work wasted; eyes all bloodshot, incoherent; and he's already a strange guy. He'll like just randomly yell stuff, like "man!," or "f***!," or "I'm game!," or just other stuff relating to things you do like if you drop something he'll yell like, "pick that up boy," or something like that, and he always apologizes when he does. Who knows. But today when he came in to work high, he grabbed a knife and walked up to me and asked me, "do I look high to you?" Alotta stuff went through my head at that moment like, "oh crap he's going to stab me" and "you don't look high as long as you have a butcher knife in your hand." I ended up backing away (w/o looking like I was backing away) and just mumbled some stuff and walked away, hoping for the best. Scary moment, let me tell you.
Well, I don't really have anything else to say.
~master skipper

3 comments:

Kerry said...

i wish it woulda been me he was in front of with a knife...ooh buddy. he would of thought twice before messing with me...

& you always kind of try and walk away without making it obvious. it really doesnt work though. it just makes you seem like you're avoiding people or you're not interested...

Anonymous said...

heh. funny.

Anonymous said...

good job. really. like i would have jst like sat down and creid!! lol thats just me tho