what if...

Maybe, maybe not? Cool, not cool? I like it... considering I 'designed' it. I call it the 'Infinity Sword.' Actually, hadn't thought of a good fitting name for it, and I was tossing that one around, but it wasn't til after David saw it and the first words out of his mouth was "the infinity sword" that I decided to call it by that. I'm a dork, I know.

But yeah...

the schnozberries taste like schnozberries...

No World History today as he has given us a take-home test to do. So now I'm just sitting here with not too much to do.
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and... yeah...
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I totally don't have anything to put up on this thing right now; I'm not sure why I'm bothering.

d&d night memories (you won't get alotta these)

'what's wrong w/ your face??'
*david leaves the sewers to buy grenades*
"...this is America, where people shoot themselves in the head for a dollar..."
"dude, do that before you come"
"...they're cute when they're wet and dripping." "whoa! i'm came in at the wrong time!"
"ah! it shot through the water dish!! AWESOME!!"
**anthony is now banned from touching the airsoft guns**
*mario music*
"roll as the town explodes around you." "i survived. you know why? ''cause i had my tray table up, and my seat back in the full upright position...'"
"we need to get a shock collar. no, not for chris's character, for chris!"
*cell phone ring-tone wars*
"Average Joe and his band of misfits"
*meta-gaming and DM slap points*
*DM crowd control*
"the 'death star'... with a 'laser'"

more when i remember!

'i know where i'm at now'

So there's this creek through a field after you go through this path...

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yeah, I'm tired from treking through Madison county backwoods (and cotton fields). It was kinda like being on a horror movie where they're in the woods and find a trail and follow it. Especially that one part where we (KP and I) thought we were going one way and ended up we came to where we started... that was freaky. Thankfully we didn't get massacred or anything. We did find a camo jumpsuit. That was kinda funny.

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Spring of '06: the coolest camping trip evr will come to pass...

'what do you mean?'

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow:
A. 47 beats a second
B. 43 beats evry second
C. 2580 beats evry minute
D. depends
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Please submit your answers in and orderly and respecful form. Copy the entire question and answers, bolding the one you believe to be correct. There shall be no using of the internet, dictionary, encyclopedia, or and video tape or DVD of Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail. Once you have read the question, you much imediately submit your answer or be disqualified, having your answer forever and permanently nullified. The answer to the aforementioned and proposed question shall be posted sometime before or after a week from now. Good luck.

THIS IS A TEST. DO NOT PANIC

in other news

Well, I was going to put today's highlights up here; but after I got to typing I decided I didn't really feel like it so... I think I'm going to go Paint or something instead.

procrastinators of the world unite!... tomorrow.

I could tell you all about my ecsentric World History teacher.
I could tell you about going to Wal-Mart and browsing around.
I could tell you evrything about sitting and doing nothing.
I could tell you about getting two Cokes for the price of one.
I could tell you of an English teacher who could care less about the rules.
I could tell you all about today in great detail.
But I won't 'cause I'm tired and lazy and just want to sit and do nothing for a week... except maybe eat some Twinkies or Swiss Cake Rolls... or maybe a Zebra Cake or two... or three... man I'm hungry

attack of the quizes!!

I got this from Kerry who got it from her brother who got it from a friend of his on MySpace who probly pirated it off his best friends Xanga...

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Name:
Age:
Location:
Height:
Hair (color and style):
Eyes:
Piercings/tattoos:
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What Would You do if...
I cried:
I said I liked you:
I kissed you:
I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home:
I got in a fight and you were there:
I got dumped:
I made you mad:
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What Do You Think Of My...
Personality:
Eyes:
Face:
Hair:
Clothes:
Voice:
Humor:
Choice of music:
Manners:
Friends:
Decisions:
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W0ULD Y0U...
[ ] go out with me?
[ ] give me your number?
[ ] kiss me?
[ ] let me kiss you?
[ ] watch a movie with me?
[ ] take me out to dinner?
[ ] drive me somewhere
[ ] take a shower with me?
[ ] be my gf?
[ ] hug me?
[ ] buy me food?
[ ] take me home to meet your parents?
[ ] would you let me sleep in your bed if i didn't have one?
[ ] sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
[ ] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[ ] give me a piggyback ride?
[ ] come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
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D0 Y0U...
[ ] think im cute?
[ ] want to kiss me?
[ ] want to cuddle wit me?
[ ] want to hook up with me?
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ARE WE...
[ ] aquintences?
[ ] friends?
[ ] in a relationship?
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AM i...
[ ] smart?
[ ] funny?
[ ] cool?
[ ] intersting to talk to?
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HAVE Y0U EVER...
[ ] thought about me?
[ ] thought there might be an "us"?
[ ] found yourself wanting to kiss me?
[ ] wished i were there?
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ARE Y0U...
[ ] happy you know me?
[ ] mad at me?
[ ] thinkin bout me?

fire. cool cool. hehe ... ouch

Ok, so I had the flame going for a bit getting that cool green-mark on a piece of leather. It's starting to run out of fuel so after going out I attempt to light 'er back up again. I say try 'cause right as I pressed my thumb against the little wheel thing I realized that that thing would be very hot. My thumb confirmed my suspitions and now bears two little track marks that sortof sting evry now and again. The moral of the story is don't play w/ fire unless you don't mind getting hurt.

'down on the corner, out in the street...'

pretty full day today.

• hydroplaned off the road into a ditch and had to get pulled out by a very nice man in a very cool beast of a truck.
• went to the flea market, but that wasn't too eventful.
• cornerstone came to the mcoc and sang 'cause,... well, that's what cornerstone does.

that's actually about it... it seemed like more in my head. i was reffered to as "hyper" this evening. i'm not too sure how i managed that beingas i was tired and all. maybe it was my flailing my arms and singing random songs and otherwise being 'random.'

oh, and i finally got a cell phone. and my number is...

...did you guys really think i was going to give you my # on this thing?

psht. i'm stupid, but i'm not dumb.

'you ask that like you expect me to do it...'

At work I was reffered to as "going thug," 'cause I "have the hat bad and toothpick behind the ear and evrything." Yeah, today was a fun day at work...

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In other news: I'm looking into jackin' up the Alamo and 4x4-in' it. The sortof estimated cost is around $2000-$2500ish, maybe a little more. Which is less than any 4x4 pickup that's in decent shape at all. And none that I saw had the extra cab; not to mention the stereo system I've put in mine. So this may happen. It would actually probably be cheaper to sell my truck and buy a 4x4, but I just really love my truck, so we'll see.

lighthearted... in its own particular idiom

While I was thinking about songs and songwriting and stuff I started to just kinda hum and sing,... and then it hit me! this first verse-like thing at the beginning here. I liked it alot and decided to go lighthearted and goofy-ish w/ it, so..., here it is folks, another song by Me & Company:
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Don't leave me here,
don't leave me to die.
Tell me what went wrong,
tell me the reason why
this love won't last,
why you call it the past.
Why you tell me i shouldn't try...
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Well you said:
If I didn't leave you'd make sure I was dead.
Well, I'm not leavin' so cap me in the head.
Here's the gun it's loaded just for you.
Just pull the trigger and I'll be through...
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Crap, I didn't think she'd actually do it...
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Well I said:
I wasn't leaving; to shoot me in the head.
She's not good at aiming 'cause I'm not dead.
I gave her the gun; said to pull the trigger.
Looking back I should've gave a gun much bigger...
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I should have seen that coming now I'm lying here.
I'm bleeding badly and all I can hear...
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Is me saying, "That could've gone better."
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Don't leave me here,
don't leave me to die.
Tell me what went wrong,
tell me the reason why
this love won't last,
why you call it the past.
Why you tell me i shouldn't try...

~Da'Man, oops...

chantilly lace... let it simmer...

Some friends and aquaintences of mine started a band [relatively] recently. I've wanted to do that before just never had either the time or resources to do so. (who doesn't want to be in a band sometime or another??) The fact that I can't play an instrument myself kindof hinders progress 'cause all I'd be able to do is sing (either lead, co-lead, or background {background alone would kinda stink}) I was thinking it would be cool to tap into Todd's guitar masterfulness and lyric thinking capabilities; but sense he's off elsewhere and stuff, that's kinda hard-like to do. Maybe I'll get booty into gear and learn to play the guitar like I've wanted to do for some thirteen odd years. Who knows what can happen?

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If I did start or help start a band, I would totally put forward that the name be Peacetika, 'cause that's just the coolest name evr. And it can't have 3 in it for sure 'cause that's way overused (3rd eye blind, 3 doors down, 3 days grace, etc).

life's a bed of roses. figuratively

What girls make a guy want to do....

jeepers creepers (as my great-grandfather says)

illustration by donald skipper

so i stole it from Kerry

I _____ Donald.

Donald is _____.

Donald needs ______.

I want to _____ Donald.

Donald can ______.

Someday Donald will _______.

Donald reminds me of _______.

Without Donald, _________.

Donald can be _______.

Donald is always _______.

Worst thing about Donald is ________.

Best thing about Donald is ________.

I think Donald should _________.

If Donald was an animal, he'd be a ______.

Right now, I bet Donald is thinking about _______.

Donald makes me want to _______.

If I could spend the day with Donald, i'd __________.

I'd ______ for Donald.

Donald is the _______.

If I could be Donald for a day, I'd ______.

I want to give Donald a ________.

The song _____ by _____ reminds me of Donald.

89% obsession

The four stage process to bringing my truck to even awesomeressness.

it's science...

Imagine this...

On this...

Yeah, that's totally a .50 (fifty caliber) machine gun. That picture is it (the Browning M2HB) on a vehicle mount. If I had that on my truck, I'd have to get a new bumper sticker... Tailgate me. Do it do it.

of christmas trees and large puddles

My truck is now officially a beast. It conquered what KP thought not that it could. It suffices to say that the Alamo is muddy.
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In the words of Han Solo: "...just a bunch a simple tricks and nonsense."

ready to rock and roll

[a] Camouflage outfit
[a] Camouflage "extras"
[a] Helmet
[a] Eye protection
[a] Weapon- gun(s)
[a] Ammo
[a] Place to go
[a] Comrades
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Now all we need to do is get evryone together...

no othr reason

for the sake of posting.... here's a post

straight A material?

Class overview based on the first class experience:
History: going to be pretty straightforward, just memorizing facts and suchforth. and no writing since he encouraged us to "avoid essays like the plague" or some such.
Biology: the teacher is a blonde w/ a high pitched voice who's teaching only her second semester in biology; add it all up,... it's going to be an experience. especially w/ a chick that thinks I'm "cool," "cute," and "hot."
Comp: it's writing. at least the teacher don't really like sticking to the rules and likes to cut up, so it's not going to be bad I don't think.
Philosophy: it's going to be very interesting. hard to put into words except like this: imagine todd's mind (w/ a PhD in philosophy) in a R.O. resident's body and blam, you got the professor... yeah.

somewhere i belong:: LP

When this began

I had nothing to say

And I'd get lost in the NOTHINGNESS inside of me

I was confused

And I let it all out to find that

I'm not the only person with these things in mind

Inside of me

but all the vacancy the words revealed

Is the only real thing that I've got left to feel

Nothing to lose

Just stuck

hollow and alone

And the fault is my own

And the fault is my own

I WANT TO HEAL

I WANT TO FEEL

WHAT I THOUGHT WAS NEVER REAL

I WANT TO LET OF THE PAIN I'VE HELD SO LONG

Erase all the pain till it's gone

I WANT TO HEAL

I WANT TO FEEL

LIKE I'M CLOSE TO SOMETHING REAL

I WANT TO FIND SOMETHING I'VE WANTED ALL ALONG

somewhere I belong

And I've got nothing to say

I cant believe

I didn’t fall right down on my face

I was confused

looking everywhere

only to find that it's

Not the way I had imagined it all in my mind

So what am I

What do I have but negativity

Cause I cant justify the way everyone is looking at me

Nothing to lose

Nothing to gain

hollow and alone

And the fault is my own

And the fault is my own

I WANT TO HEAL
I WANT TO FEEL
WHAT I THOUGHT WAS NEVER REAL
I WANT TO LET OF THE PAIN I'VE HELD SO LONG

Erase all the pain till it's gone

I WANT TO HEAL
I WANT TO FEEL
LIKE I'M CLOSE TO SOMETHING REAL
I WANT TO FIND SOMETHING I'VE WANTED ALL ALONG

somewhere I belong

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I WILL NEVER KNOW

MYSELF UNTIL I DO THIS ON MY OWN

AND I WILL NEVER FEEL

ANYTHING ELSE UNTIL MY WOUNDS ARE HEALED

I WILL NEVER BE

ANYTHING TIL I BREAK AWAY FROM ME

AND I WILL BREAK AWAY

I'll find myself today

I WANT TO HEAL

I WANT TO FEEL

WHAT I THOUGHT WAS NEVER REAL

I WANT TO LET GO OF THE PAIN I'VE HELD SO LONG

Erase all the pain till it's gone

I WANT TO HEAL

I WANT TO FEEL

LIKE I'M CLOSE TO SOMETHING REAL

I WANT TO FIND SOMETHING I'VE WANTED ALL ALONG

somewhere I belong

I WANT TO HEAL

I WANT TO FEEL LIKE I'M

SOMEWHERE I BELONG

I WANT TO HEAL
I WANT TO FEEL LIKE I'M

SOMEWHERE I BELONG

somewhere I belong

the anti-woot

School starts today. Actually, in about an hour my first class of my second semester will begin. (that would be at 11:30).
For your knowledge and information, here's my class schedule:

• World History II__11:30AM-12:45PM
• *Home for lunch*__1:00PM-5:15PM (approx.)
• Biology I__5:30PM-6:45PM
• Comp II__7:00PM-8:15PM
• Philosophy__8:30PM-9:45PM

Even though I'm going to be at school til dumb hours of the night (dumb for school anyways), it's totally made up for by the fact that I can totally sleep in an extra hour or so; so it's all good... mostly.

emo rainbow

'nough said

my best [inanimate] friend

SLEEP

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If only I could find a good day to sleep in a couple extra hours

you rang?

ALSO BACK BY

POPULAR DEMAND

Yes, it's the pixel perfect Mr. Bitmap himself, back again as a scientist of sorts.

btw: the "genious!" is sorta almost a kindof inside joke thing

(devin (brother) started it)

landscaping 101

Go from drab...

To Fab!

i'm not quite dead

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND

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So, I was going to put a quiz on here, right? Well, after it took me near 10 minutes just to get it mostly formated correctly (copy and paste messed up a bit) I decided that the quiz was way too long. So scratching that idea, I went on to a better one:

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...except, I forgot to think of a better idea before I went on to it.