lighthearted... in its own particular idiom

While I was thinking about songs and songwriting and stuff I started to just kinda hum and sing,... and then it hit me! this first verse-like thing at the beginning here. I liked it alot and decided to go lighthearted and goofy-ish w/ it, so..., here it is folks, another song by Me & Company:
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Don't leave me here,
don't leave me to die.
Tell me what went wrong,
tell me the reason why
this love won't last,
why you call it the past.
Why you tell me i shouldn't try...
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Well you said:
If I didn't leave you'd make sure I was dead.
Well, I'm not leavin' so cap me in the head.
Here's the gun it's loaded just for you.
Just pull the trigger and I'll be through...
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Crap, I didn't think she'd actually do it...
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Well I said:
I wasn't leaving; to shoot me in the head.
She's not good at aiming 'cause I'm not dead.
I gave her the gun; said to pull the trigger.
Looking back I should've gave a gun much bigger...
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I should have seen that coming now I'm lying here.
I'm bleeding badly and all I can hear...
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Is me saying, "That could've gone better."
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Don't leave me here,
don't leave me to die.
Tell me what went wrong,
tell me the reason why
this love won't last,
why you call it the past.
Why you tell me i shouldn't try...

~Da'Man, oops...