1.27.2006

'what do you mean?'

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow:
A. 47 beats a second

B. 43 beats evry second
C. 2580 beats evry minute
D. depends
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Please submit your answers in and orderly and respecful form. Copy the entire question and answers, bolding the one you believe to be correct. There shall be no using of the internet, dictionary, encyclopedia, or and video tape or DVD of Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail. Once you have read the question, you much imediately submit your answer or be disqualified, having your answer forever and permanently nullified. The answer to the aforementioned and proposed question shall be posted sometime before or after a week from now. Good luck.

12 comments:

Kerry said...

pshh. heck if i know. i'm just gonna guesstamate and say..."A"?

yeah. we'll go with that. who cares if it's wrong. i sure don't.

Anonymous said...

it definantly depends on if hes an english sparrow or not

Anonymous said...

swallow**** oops

Anonymous said...

u know me and kerry we never follow the rules...

(i didnt look mine up tho, i did follow that rule)

Kerry said...

yeah. who needs rules? =P

i just didn't feel like doing it, that's all. oh well.

oops. i got it wrong i guess. oh well. life moves on.

Patch said...

In order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times evry second. Am I right?

But the answer is D. Depends. If its an African or european swallow, and if its carrying a coconut.

Patch said...

PS I am a free spirit who does not believe that rules should apply to me.

PPS Rules were made to be broken.

PPPS...my post scripts are getting out of hand at this point.

PPPPS...I win. Goonight

AllEvrything said...

sense austin is the only one who followed the rules and protocol, copying the question and bolding the answer he thought was right, he is the only one who did not fail this one question utterly pointless quiz. the answer is D, yes, and i would've given anyone partial credit for at least putting it into the correct format. but alas, only he did.

to austin: the winner, it's you.

to evryone else: all your base are belong to us

thanks for your participation!

Patch said...

WELL I AM NOW SOVEREIGN OF ALL ENGLAND! So roll that into your blunt and smoke it!

Kerry said...

yeah. kerry def. needs to see that movie again sometime real soon...

oh well. as one of my most favorite people ever says: you win some, you lose some. ;)

AllEvrything said...

are you talking about monty python or w/e patchy-boy reffering to?

Kerry said...

i'm talking about monty python. i don't know what he's talking about...