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EPISODE NUMERO UNO

how do i put it?

i need a raise... a really big one...

You know. I got to thinking, and if someone came into my room not actually knowing me, they might freak a little. I mean, I've got a sword, glaive (spear-like weapon), and longbow tucked in one corner. A .22 by the door (in a case), and the 16 gauge by my bed (also in a case). Daggers and/or pocket knives laying evrywhere you look. Spend shells and cases evry which-a-way. Not to mention the little pile of .22 rounds on the desk. That's not to mention all of the airsoft weapons (and the bb pistols) here and there, some more real looking than others. Top it off with the unkempt messiness, and you have an inviting place I love to call home.

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Anyway...
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Well, I don't actually have anything to say and I was going to take and post a pic that I thought would be funny, but I lost my phone somewhere on some mountain on some random trail while walking/running/hanging out with Heather. It was REALLY frustrating 'cause there was a place that I had lost my balance and fallen and it was there I looked first. It didn't help that my phone was on "silent" and was only vibrating while we were calling it, so we couldn't really hear it even if we were close. It was the most frustrating though, that just an hour or two earlier I had been playing around with my ringtones and deciding if I wanted to have it actually ring and chose not too! Grrrrr. But Heather's sweet, and she's letting me use a phone she got for free that she put her pay-by-the minute card in til I get a new phone. Now no more phone holsters for me unless they hold the phone SECURELY and won't let it fall out when you so much as stand the wrong way. I abandoned that stupid useless thing (the phone holster thing). I should've kept it to burn or shoot, but I was too frusterated to think clearly.
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ok, need sleep to get to church tomorrow. i'm prolly helpin' dad with the Bible bowl compatition tomorrow. judging or some such.
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You gotta love your brothers... :D

675 rounds (bullets/ammo) later...

"my hands are shaking, my hands are shaking. my hearts beatin' my hearts beatin'; but i'm still playin', and i'm still gettin' headshots. it's like BOOM! HEADSHOT!!"
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So a midget/leprecaun/Zacheus broke KP's window. See what had happened was, a curious 'short person' fell from a tree leaving a butt print of broken window. No no no, wait. Actually, a leprecaun, leaped to reclaim his "lucky charms" only to smash into the windshield. Ok, that's not it. The real story is that Zacheous, while trying to "see what he could see," wound up with his hind end in glass... or maybe... well... Anyway, it's $414.83 worth of maraudering midget, leaping leprecaun, zealous Zacheus damage. Poor chap.
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I leave you with this:

"Leerrooooooy Jenkins!!!"

let the sun shine

Yes. It's coming. Peaceticaka IV, Reincarnation. Taking requests now. Give 'em quick, or it may be too late.
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Disclaimer: This may or may not be the fourth in the Peacetika© series. Please remind me before production. Thank you.

100 pennys gets you a dollar

If you want a hemp bracelet or necklace, just gimme a holla. be like, "yo, can you make me one?" they're kinda fun and really easy to make. i have a limited selection of beads, but need to get some more anywayz, so feel free to elaborate if there's a specific thought to design.

anyway

yeah

test in psych tomorrow... er... today. it's 1:20ish. can't wait til friday to go do that camping thing. that's always fun. always tired afterward, but it's alotta fun. and i won't forget the tents... :P
ok. done typing random stuff just to get a post in.