"my hands are shaking, my hands are shaking. my hearts beatin' my hearts beatin'; but i'm still playin', and i'm still gettin' headshots. it's like BOOM! HEADSHOT!!"
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So a midget/leprecaun/Zacheus broke KP's window. See what had happened was, a curious 'short person' fell from a tree leaving a butt print of broken window. No no no, wait. Actually, a leprecaun, leaped to reclaim his "lucky charms" only to smash into the windshield. Ok, that's not it. The real story is that Zacheous, while trying to "see what he could see," wound up with his hind end in glass... or maybe... well... Anyway, it's $414.83 worth of maraudering midget, leaping leprecaun, zealous Zacheus damage. Poor chap.
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I leave you with this:
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I leave you with this:
"Leerrooooooy Jenkins!!!"
4 comments:
please please please please please be careful love. i just saw something that horrified me.
Yeah turns out it was only like $230. Not too bad, considering the huge amount of glass-shattering maddness...from Zacheus...
i heard the real story.
he deserves it. :P
yeah, he's not thinking straight, poor lad
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