roses are red, violets are blue

2-week notice as of today. When I told Nate he spazzed a little and asked me to not come to any decisions yet; to talk to him Friday and he'd have a reason/incentive for me to stay by then... hehe. Of course, he didn't tell anyone else, 'cause it came as a surprise to Lindsay and Sarah (our new manager). Lindsay told me to not be too hasty (in not so many words) and that she'd talk to Trapper and figure something out. Me thinks to meself, "It's not going to happen," but I shall see. All else fails, 2 weeks from now I'm done with McAlister's. And if I don't get hired at Terranova's I'll have a few weeks to play WoW and find a new job.
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Here's some memorable lines from Red vs Blue that popped in my head today at work:
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"I like thinking inside the box. I feel safe there." ~Tucker
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"Ahh ha! You foolish fools!!" ~Doc/O'mally
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"I like me." ~Caboose
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"Yeah, a Chupathingy. How 'bout one a them?" ~Sarge
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"You didn't happen to hear our secret plan to tell the Reds..." ~Caboose
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"I'd just like everyone to know that I'm a girl. And I like ribbons in my hair. And I want to kiss all the boys..." ~Griff
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Griff: "Did you hear that? Bats!"
Simmons: "That's water. Bats don't drip."
Griff: "Bat-water!"
[unwritten talking about going next to the light and a no-moving policy]
Griff: "You know what else lives in caves? Snakes."
Simmons: "You're a [edit] Griff, why'd you have to bring up snakes!?"
Griff: "Just 'cause we're in a cave, and snakes like to live in caves, and snakes like to crawl up next to people in caves..."
Simmons: "Screw it, I'm standing next to the light."
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"Once when I was younger, this guy claiming to be my uncle did this thing with a water hose that haunts me to this day..." ~Sarge
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"You wanna talk about it?" ~Simmons
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"That's right, Caboose. I'm a gay robot." ~Church
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"I switched the hamburger for a grenade! ... I don't think I should've done that..." ~Caboose
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Church: "You can reboot anything. We robooted the refrigerater, we rebooted the toaster. Heck, we even rebooted Caboose's armor... although that took longer to come back online than expected"
Caboose: "It was dark and I got to hold my breath! I'm sure there were no side effects."
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"I can't feel my torso." ~Caboose
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[[note: these were written from memory and might be quoted slightly different than actually said by the character. also, each quote is color coordinated to the charater saying it except Tucker for which there wasn't teal in the color selection so I just popped in a color relative, but not really, close]]
There are many many many many more, but to try to remember/write them all down in one sitting would take much of a long time. So I will Stick with what I've got written down for now, and add more as they come to me. Just pop 'em onto the bottom of a post or something.
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"My body is trying to die..." ~Caboose