dr. pepper and jelly beans

This is a diagram of some "work" I did to one of the airsoft guns I have. It's cool.
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Anyway, yesterday at work we came up with a new product... Dangerously Clean!. We did this by combining Heavy Duty "purple stuff" Degreaser, Glass Cleaner, bleach, Gojo, and Dawn Dish Detergent. Come to think of it, we should've added the Floor Cleaner to Dangerously Clean! too... hmm. Oh well, maybe next time. In any case, we decided to test the ph of the water the Dangerously Clean! was in. Well, Dangerously Clean! was so acidic (or basic? can't remember) that it turned the test strip a beautiful deep blue... just before desolving the test substance off the paper. It turned the steamer almost white (removing the stains that made it dark grey). So clean, so grime (or hand!) can stand up to it!

This has been a public service announcement. Make Dangerously Clean! yourself by adding any and/or all the cleaners in your house together. Please wear gloves and use with caution. Also watch for not-so-savory mixers that might make mustard gas, or even explode.
Thank you for your time and patience.

Note: no animals were harmed during the making and testing of Dangerously Clean!. Please also know that we washed them (again) before use.